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Saturday, May 30, 2009

So, how long does it take for a woman to "believe" her grown children might be related to some famous guy? 

Ont. woman says Keanu may have fathered her children
CHEK News Fri, 29 May 2009 09:55 AM PDT
BARRIE, Ont. - A Barrie, Ont. woman has filed court documents to secure a DNA sample from actor Keanu Reeves in an attempt to get support for herself and four children.

The Keanu connection
Simcoe.com Fri, 29 May 2009 09:43 AM PDT
A Barrie woman has filed a request to an Ontario court to compel actor Keanu Reeves to provide a DNA sample as part of a bid to get support for herself and her four children.

Barrie Woman Wants Child Support, Baby Butter From Keanu Reeves
Dose Fri, 29 May 2009 09:20 AM PDT
Karen Sala of Barrie, ON has served Keanu Reeves with legal papers requesting he provide a DNA sample. Sala believes that Reeves is father to at least one of her four grown children.

Barrie woman seeks DNA, support from Keanu Reeves
Barrie Examiner Fri, 29 May 2009 07:05 AM PDT
TORONTO - A woman in Barrie is seeking a DNA sample from actor Keanu Reeves as part of a bid to get support for herself and her four adult children. Karen Sala, 46, filed notice Monday in Superior Court and legal papers were served on Reeves' business manager in Los Angeles two days ago.[...]

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Four People Who Don't Get "The Internet"--Good, We Don't Need Them 

Four People Who Don't Get "The Internet"


A dinosaur quartet

It’s interesting how “the Internet” has come to be a singularly collective, authoritative entity. On a radio morning show today, a woman called in and said, regarding concrete foundations, “the Internet said you needed footers.”

“The Internet” said it. It seems many people regard “the Internet” the way they regard “the paper,” as the go-to, authoritative information source, without a thought of the individual sources making it up. It’s as though “the Internet” speaks with one voice and all descriptors used apply to all parts of it rather than a discordant symphony of infinite voices singing the impossibility of one size fitting all.

Some prominent people—well, at least they are given prominent pulpits—have been really trashing “the Internet” lately, but don’t seem to really get “the Internet.” The first one on the list disappointed me the most.

Ralph Nader

Ralph Nader
Ralph Nader


I respect what Ralph Nader has to say usually; I put him up there with Ron Paul as one of two guys who came the closest in the last century to being very nearly mostly right about things. Nader recently addressed a group of Washington, DC college students and implied they were too obsessed with “the Internet,” that “the Internet didn’t do a good job of motivating action,” and instead does a good job of massively trivializing communication to no truly productive end.

Guilt is a tried and true motivator, and Nader laid it thick onto the college students, asking them how the Internet generation would explain to its grandchildren what they did to prevent the ills of the future world:

"You know. The world is melting down. They're nine years old. They're sitting on your lap. They've just become aware of things that are wrong in the world: starvation, poverty, whatever. And they ask you, what were you doing when all this was happening: Grandma? Grandpa? That you were too busy updating your profile on Facebook?"

I almost thought he was right since I have curmudgeonly tendencies. Internet campaigns are most effective at saving cancelled TV shows. But “the Internet” sort of did get Barack Obama elected, too. It seems like Nader is bemoaning what all elders have bemoaned forever: the yet unrealized potential of the youth. He could just be coming down with a case of oldmanitis, growing impatient with the new batch of lazy will-be activists.

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin


Besides what would be, if allegations were accurate, a blatant assault on freedom of speech and fair use, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her Attorney General’s legal threats to a Texas DJ show they don’t really understand “the Internet” either. Shoe Latif, operator of crackho.com received a cease and desist letter from the State of Alaska alleging violation of Alaskan law by using the state’s official seal on the site.

During the election, Latif says she actually just used a simple redirect to drive crackho.com traffic to Palin’s website, and never hosted any of Palin’s content, official seal included, on her servers. What came up was more like framing, kind of like what Google does with Google Images. In essence, visitors were rickrolled, which so far isn’t illegal.

Sony Pictures CEO Michael Lynton

Michael Lynton
Michael Lynton


Before becoming CEO of Sony Pictures Entertainment, Michael Lynton served as CEO of AOL Europe and president of AOL International. So it’s naturally confusing to hear him say something like this: “I am a guy who hasn’t seen any good come out of the Internet.”

Of course, Lynton is Sony’s boy now, and he gets paid a lot of money to deride the very medium upon which he built his success. His perspective now is that “the Internet” is bad for the entertainment industry—worse, apparently, than twice-baked movies, bad acting, bad scripts, formulaic, lowest-common-denominator drivel the industry floods TV, radio, magazines, theaters, video stores, news programming, and, yes, iTunes, with.

But perhaps richer than the line about nothing good coming out of the Internet is the next one about copyright law. Lynton said Washington needed new rules to protect copyrighted material rather than expanding broadband further: “Somebody has got to realize that we need some rules.”

Somebody like the cast and crew of the former US Senate, who unanimously passed sweeping, tougher copyright legislation, upping fines and penalties last year? Somebody like the Congresspersons and White House officials making international copyright treaties matters of national security so they can hide from the public and “the Internet?” Somebody like the five RIAA lawyers currently implanted in the Department of Justice?

Somebody like those guys, Lynton? How about somebody who thinks a teenager downloading songs (or his parents) shouldn’t face $150,000 fines every time he does it?

Bryan Appleyard

Bryan Appleyard
Bryan Appleyard


Writing for Britain’s TimesOnline, erm, an Internet site, Bryan Appleyard reduces Web 2.0 to something created and popularized by California cultists, whose creation has led to Appleyard coining a phrase sounding as close to buggery as he could muster:

“Bloggery is forming itself into big, institutionalised aggregators such as The Huffington Post and The Daily Beast, and remains utterly parasitic on the mainstream media it affects to despise. Even Twitter is already coming to be dominated by conventional, non-web-based celebrity — Oprah Winfrey in the US and Stephen Fry over here.”

Yes, “bloggery” does sound like a filthy, depraved habit. It’s one of those words requiring the speaker to turn up his nose a bit at the stench of it. The rest of the piece reads like a diatribe delivered over crumpets in a newspaper mogul’s—what would they have?—sitting room.

The Internet

The problem is not “the Internet.” It’s not the fragmentation and trivialization of communication. It’s not the rampant freedom of speech and fair use liberties. It’s not the free promotion fans offer entertainment companies. It’s not a few innovators having world-changing influence.

The problem, for the establishment, isn’t any of that. It’s that the world is changing, at all. Entrenched power and money structures need predictability and control if they are to continue to succeed. And that makes the Internet a problem for them, not for the rest of us. “The Internet” carries the only current populous hope of the people and it’s driving the powers that be absolutely crazy, save for Nader, who just thinks it's pointless.

It isn’t lack of control that’s the problem, nor populism, nor cultists, nor fragmentation. It’s the ever-increasing desire of the few to control what has become the masses’ medium of choice. Governments, ISPs, Entertainment, Newspapers, and Others want this new Wild West reformed into something orderly, something controlled, something (immensely) profitable. The desire to lump "the Internet" under one easily understood label is only very nearly as strong.

About the author:
Jason Lee Miller is a WebProNews editor and writer covering business and technology.

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Copyright © 2009
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Table of Contents

Author Statement

ALL ARE WELCOME HERE.

And what does author Neale
Sourna know about it?

How many of us actually
learned sex from a sex professional?

Back to "talented, dedicated
amateurs" versus "paid professionals."

Why music?

Because, THE BEST WAY TO
HAVE JOY is to GIVE JOY.

Because I LOVE sex and
love and I want to share this with you.

Because, DID YOU KNOW:

The complete lack of knowing
what to do.

My friends, "Ignorance
is [not] Bliss.

" 81% of all women REGULARLY
ACHIEVE ORGASMS FROM CUNNILINGUS (kun'-nih-lin'-gus),…

PS: Don't be tense.

PPS: Challenge each other
with a Game of Lie and Tell:

Why "Singer," "Singing,"
and "Sing"?

Music taught me, and still
does; that…

Singing is easy.

Why THAT Word, "Cunt"?

PS: cunt

And, Finally, Why the Fiction
Excerpts?

Author's Acknowledgements

Remember: Knowledge is
powerful

Cunnilingus: How to Give
Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of
Cuntlicious Joy!

Introduction.

"I pulled up a chair, pushed
up her skirt, and…"

WARNING: "Just Foreplay"

Best Sex EVER! For Her,
With You.

YOUR MOST IMPORTANT SKILL:
Communication.

Game: Guide.

Game: Guide Communication
Practice

Game: "Silence" Game.

"Both of You-ALWAYS Be
Positive."

When is it over?

"Since I Became Paralyzed…."

Research Stuff: How Her
Equipment Works.

Wet.

Scent.

Hold the Fish: Vulvas Can
Smell or Taste Unpleasant, Because:

"Taste Yourself."

Cunnilingus: Definition.

"Wait! What's Her Clitoris,
and Where the Hell is It?"

Cunt/Vulva Image

Basic Skills and Stats.

"Her clitoris can be too
sensitive to touch...."

"Oral sex gets around issues
of…"

Your Basic Oral Tools.

Cunnilingual Movements.

Education, Partners, and
Restrictions.

Pregnancy.

CULTURAL, SPIRITUAL, and
RELIGIOUS SIGNIFICANCE; and a BIT of LEGAL HISTORY.

"Worldwide Cultural Attitudes."

"Desire and Self-Esteem."

"Cultural Legalities."

Religious Culture: Chinese
Spiritual Taoism.


"The Great Medicine of
the Three Mountain Peaks…"

Culture Philosophy: Indian
Tantra.

"Songs of Solomon."

"If Dara wished to allow
the princess to touch her,…."

THE ICKY MEDICAL STUFF.

"Ew!" Yucky Stuff: STD,
HPV, and Alleged Oral Cancer Risk.

Personal STD control.

"And, just so you know:"

Oral Sex

STD Prevention.

Warning: Dental Dam and
Condom Protection.

Popular Culture and Slang.

"Frank and Louisa are too
busy to notice what we…."

MASTERING CuntSinging

BASIC ARTISTIC SKILLS.

Learning to Play-Your Way.

A Bit More on Women's Social
History

"Dirty Girl"-character
Baby Stewie, TV's "Family Guy."

"He stared between my legs,
as he slid…"

HELPING HER RELAX and PREPARE.

"Prolonged Foreplay/Diddling.
Or Fun, Creative Stuff!"

"Kiss Her. Long. And Deep."

"Be Kind, Unwind."

Retooling Your Senses.
With Her Stuff. (nonfetish)

Game: Your Sensitivity
to
Sensuality.

Game: "Sensitive Sensuality,
for Two." With Her Stuff. (still nonfetish)

Game Interruptus: Weekend
Scents.

Two Hours.

More Cleanliness Issues.

Women hate that!

Misc. on Pubic Hair: "To
Be or Not to Be"-from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet"

You Massage Her, Sensually.

IN A HURRY? DON'T BE, OKAY,
START HERE THEN.

Yes, Make Your Mouth and
Tongue Wet and Slippery.

Don't Bash and Butt Your
Hard Face into Her!

When She Reacts Well to
Your Action. Repeat It.

When She's More Warmed
Up.

"Get Up and Do It, Again.
Amen."-lyrics, Jackson Browne's "The Pretender"

NOW, BACK TO YOUR DELICIOUS
MAIN COURSE

RE-WARNING: Don't plan
it the same....

Back to School, for Your
"ABCs"!

Game: A-B-C Sex.

Sex, Sexual, Loving, Creativity.

Women's Advice:

" 'Alphabet Letters' is
Absurd."

[Sex is a process, not
an end all be all goal.-NS]

Clitoris Circling.

Clitoris Sucking.



Warning: Highly aroused.

Oyster Practice.

BONUS GAMES.

Game: Hornblower.

Game: Red Light, Green
Light.

Game: Feather Your Nest.

POSITION(S).

GET A MOVE ON.

"69" [Tell the Kids, "It's
the Year the Mets Won Their First World Series!"]

Backward. More 69, Kind
of.

Doggy, or, as I prefer,
"Doggy-Doggy."

Facesitter.

Doggy Sit ["I think I just
made this one up!"]

"Knees Up, Honey."

Legs Flat. Knees,

Fluid Movements, and Agony.

The ONLY Sex for Some.

MORE on COMFY POSITIONS.
Yes, MORE.

FGM Diagram 1:

WARNING: Don't break rhythm.
MORE Warnings and Advice.

Women's Forum Advice: Again.
"DO NOT Immediately Dive for Her Clitoris...

Women's Forum Advice: "Take
Your Leisurely and Loving Time."

Reminder: "Be Extremely
Gentle."

"This Pleasure's for Her;
Watch, Listen, and
Hear Her."

Insert Here. Maybe.

Male Advice

Paraplegic Man's Advice.

Paraplegic Woman's Advice:
"Braingasms."

Lesbian Advice "Orgasm:
After Injury (Physical, Emotional, or Spiritual)."

More Forum Advice

Women's Advice: "Any oral
is great oral." NO. It's Not.

Women's Advice: "Listen!
Take notice!"

Women's Advice: Communicate.
Ask for "Tips."

Game: Her Slave.

Game: "Sweet Nothings"
and "Puppet."

"Ladies of the English
Harem"

CuntSinger BONUS:
Add Fingersex.

No "Performance." No "Task."

More Training Your Senses.

BEST OF BOTH-MULTITASKING:
Clit AND G-spot! Putting Your Finger(s) In.

WARNING 1: Nails.

WARNING 2: No wet spot.

Squirming and Breathing
Heavily. Her, Not You!

"Ejaculation. The Joy of
'Squirting'."

"I Have to Pee."

WARNING: Forbidden Pleasure.

ANOTHER BONUS: Female Ejaculation.

WARNING: Salt.

Warning: Doctor's office.

Focused Awareness.

"Go Forth, and Influence
Women."

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